What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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