Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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