need another drink. this is the easiest way
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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