talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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