do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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