He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
send nudes
from the living room?
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