So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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