Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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