apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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