And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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