talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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