why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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