Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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