do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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