I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Farmville is her only friend.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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