The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Oh god it's open bar.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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