standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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