maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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