so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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