The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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