Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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