is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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