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(810): View more from Michigan

Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.

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(514): View more from Quebec

so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.

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and?

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luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...

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(225): View more from Louisiana

This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.

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(317): View more from Indiana

fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.

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(360): View more from Washington

Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?

(903): View more from Texas

Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...

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(573): View more from Missouri

What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...

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(303): View more from Colorado

I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again

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