so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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