I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My life is pants optional.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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