yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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