just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
