I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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