my sisters under your porch take her home
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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