did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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