He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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