I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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