it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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