cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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