White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just found a bag of teeth...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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