So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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