drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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