I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize