Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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