mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
please don't ironically join a cult
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