What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
