I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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