so explain again why im purple
no
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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