So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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