Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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