it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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