so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Randomize
