i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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