im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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