I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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