4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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