Sry I called you an 8
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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