..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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