super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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