i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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