your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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